qertcities.blogg.se -

WHATSAPP STATUS QUOTES FULL
WHATSAPP STATUS QUOTES TRIAL

This is a collection of Funny Status For WhatsApp.

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.įunny Status For WhatsApp Funny Status For WhatsApp.

After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.

I love my six packs so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

WARNING!! I know karate ….and some other words!!!.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

WHATSAPP STATUS QUOTES TRIAL

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature.

WHATSAPP STATUS QUOTES FULL

I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.If you are looking for Status that makes you happy, then check our collection of Funny Status for WhatsApp. This is a collection of One Line Funny Whatsapp Status. When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?.Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!!.I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in the process.Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan”.Never laugh at your wife’s choices.you are one of them.3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet.If you are looking for a status that means a lot, then check our collection of Short Status for WhatsApp.

This is a collection of Funny Whatsapp Status in English.

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.įunny Whatsapp Status in English Funny Whatsapp Status in English.

And, You also tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal.

204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.

The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.

So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you.

Life is too short to be serious all the time.

If you are looking for a status that expresses yourself, then read our collection of Attitude WhatsApp Status. This is a collection of Funny Whatsapp Status.